There are many reasons I am beginning to dislike Deanne Berry. She wears too much lycra...often looking like a Fame reject, says "push" like she's in a porno, she tries to get me to "dance" to Heads, Shoulders Knees and Toes (which I HATE) and is probably the source of every boys wet dream...even though they won't admit it. She is, after all, that hot blonde from the Call on Me video.
What I dislike most is that, whilst trying to make me fit, she makes me feel unfit. I have been trying for the last weeks to workout at least twice a week. Which means I only workout twice a week as the other days I don't feel guilty because I've done my quota for the week. I tried to replace her exercise videos with some left at my house...Davina McCall and Charlie Brooks but Deanne give me the best aerobic workout. I hate her for it.
I'm just not made for exercise. That's all there is too it. Maybe I should just give up and diet. Put the cake down and walk away.
Yeah...that's silly talk.